tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-250400812011-04-22T09:50:37.732+08:00current princess and future queen of Pumbaaland...noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25040081.post-1146036067244692432006-04-26T14:53:00.000+08:002006-04-27T15:02:14.060+08:00<span style="color:#ff99ff;">Hi all, I'm bored, so I made up this list of how to torture/kill people. It's for all you sadists out there (like me!). Some might be gruesome though. You have been warned. If if you don't understand any of them, you're a certified RETARD.</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">How to Torture/Kill People, Lesson 101:</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">1) Burn their flesh (You can ask Theodora where this came from, she knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">2) Gouge their eyeballs out (Again, Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">3) Make them fall on their knives (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">4) Shoot them multiple times (Theodora definitely knows this one)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">5) Shoot them with tranquilizer darts (Theodora knows), then you chop them up, revive them and kill them again, for your pleasure. hehehe...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">6) Shoot them right in the head (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">7) Give them Potassium Cyanide and watch them die, don't forget to film it! (From Theodora)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">8) Pour acid</span> <span style="color:#ff99ff;">(Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">9) Pull their teeth out. Without anaesthetic. (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">10) Use needles of fire and go poke poke others (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">11) Put glass balls in people's mouth. Have fun snapping! (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">12) Pull out people's earrings. If they don't have, poke earrings in their ear. (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">13) Dunk heads into water (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">14) Cut off fingers (Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">15) Wrap them with C4, it's a bomb(Theodora knows)</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;">That's all for now, all ideas come from me and Theodora and also, ALIAS. Happy torturing/killing! LOL, I'm such a sadist...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25040081-114603606724469243?l=pumbaaland-.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>current princess and future queen of Pumbaaland...noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25040081.post-1144473802327215212006-04-08T13:18:00.000+08:002006-04-08T13:35:53.060+08:00<span style="font-size:85%;color:#3366ff;">aahh...finally, this blog is ready! so horrible, it's the weekend and i still haven't done my design brief for home econs. and it needs to be handed up on monday! *sigh* i haven't been feeling well lately...i keep having headaches and sometimes i dun feel like eating. i even skipped dinner last night. thank god, today i can use the com and the headache went away for a while. idiotic brother lah, everyday hog the com, playing maple. we always quarrel lor, but my father say cannot quarrel, must have "harmony between siblings." bleh, where's the fun in that? the fun is in the fighting and the punching and the kicking. where's the bloody gore?! fight, fight! ow, i think i said too much already, my headache is coming back again. bye...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/25040081-114447380232721521?l=pumbaaland-.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>current princess and future queen of Pumbaaland...noreply@blogger.com0